...And Thai Not?

If Barry Norman were a Thai ladyboy, which he's not, then this was what he'd be saying of the pirate movies I've caught out here:

• Children Of Men - Brilliantly shot film even in unrequested black and white
• Jackass 2 - Do not watch this when attempting to eat pad thai
• The Guardian - Imagine Top Gun under water with Tom Cruise diving for rubber bricks in his pyjamas
• Borat - The first 5 minutes are good and then the rest is awful. The thai subtitles are funnier.
• In Pursuit of Happyness - Mainly involves Will Smith running around San Francisco but I'm not quite sure after what?