A Partridge in a Heir Tree

Jesus.

The spawn of the devil and Roger Moore's number one fan were far too close for comfort it would appear.

Sounds like the usual tittle tattle coming out of LA but I love the article for the totally unproven and unsubstantiated line "...rejected and dejected Coogan, 40, was left to trudge a mile and a half to his hotel."

I know a cracking owl sanctuary Paris!