Pet Hate #1 - Couriers

Why?

1. Their concept of today is a different to anyone elses. They live in a perpetual state of 24 hours behind anyone else remotely normal.
2. They never look like this? Smiling is an extra suppliment you tick for.
3. They never wear caps. They only wear a tired expression.
4. Their phones go into some internal message loop. I found someone in there trying to leave a message from 1976.
5. They have my new TV held ransom.