Monday, November 13, 2006

Stallone's Law

A rather charming list of things that only happen in the movies. I made up one.

  • One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (this is known as Stallone's Law).
  • During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
  • All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only to the waist of the man lying beside her.
  • If you are a superhero or indeed have extra special powers chances are you'll live in New York, LA or Metropolis. No superhero ever lives in North Dakota or Denver.
  • Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired.

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