Office Words I Hate

Holistic [ho·lis·tic, adj] - what the fuck does that mean? People only seem to use it in order to intimidate others. What's wrong with lets consider the whole? Idiots.

Silo [si·lo, n] - it's a barn in which people store fodder or missiles. Not a state of mind. Please help me!

Lets Take That Offline - in other words, "You are talking drivel and I don't have the energy to argue it out with you now."

Going Forward - I am a muppet and I will be in the future.

I sense that this list won't end here.